Toby: Do you have a band-aid finger?
Me: Yes I do.
M: I cut it.
T: By a knife?
M: Yes, with a knife.
T: That's the danger of going too fast.
M: Yes, yes it is.
This exchange was followed by a sneeze from said wise boy who then proceeded to announce "HEY, I BLASTED SNOT OUT OF MY NOSE!"
Parenting - the great adventure.
I'll keep you posted!